Seriously? When did Mexico get a warlock? I want one. Maybe two. Who wants to self-proclaim themselves and donate your time to my evil bidding? The benefits are basically non-existent, but the upshot is you don’t have to be that good of a warlock either.
Mexican Warlock Antonio Vazquez predicts that the US will start taking over Mexico. Previous predictions include Hillary winning the election, stable oil prices in ‘08, and Britney Spears croaking. 0-3 baby - might as well call him the Detroit Lions of the prognostication world.
Meanwhile, back at the farm, Christmas came and went. I thought I got pictures of my dad’s new windmill (he’s taking to building them from scratch, so if you have a mountain of harddrive magnets you’re looking to offload, let me know), but it appears not. Those two big black blurry pictures are either Jupiter, or Wyo. If they have a tongue, they’re likely the latter.
I actually got an email asking what happened to the Plan. It’s possible I got lazy and busy, but the truth is, the government called me up to act as an expert witness for the case of the Montauk Monster. Turns out it was just a fat kid that fell asleep on the beach. A really ugly fat kid.
After getting back from DC, the Plan household grew by 300%. Bela and Elsa came into the fold and have been eating, hopping, eating more, occasionally biting, and still more eating. Next time the Dame is over, I’ll have her snap some shots of the happy little dysfunctional family.
Until then, keep on truckin’ like Samsquantch.
Images courtesy of cryptomundo.com
…no matter what you call them, the Germans are getting ‘em removed.
Really it’s only linked because I wanted to use the term ‘ass antlers’.
You can read about a guy who got a 42 lb wedding cheeseburger instead.
“I could not believe the size of the burger. It was just incredible. Everything has just been amazing. It was the best day ever.”
Kerry, also 36, added: “We love burgers and thought it would be a bit of fun. It made the day even more special. We love chocolate too so we also had a chocolate cake.”
Which of course, is better than being a horse trapped in the ventilation shaft. Ah Ananova, you never fail me.
Talk to the folks at RealTree, purveyors of all that is camo and waffle house related.
